Winter Traveler Gifts

Snowman

You Are Here

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Snowmen Around The World...

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

How to fight a vampire snowman

Buggy with Snowplow.

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

"You know what they say. Cold hands, warm heart."

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Kissing couple melt the snow

God is for life not just for Christmas.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Festive squad

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'