Snow Traveler Gifts

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

You Are Here

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Frosting the Snowman

Tourists in Egypt

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Inappropriate Snowmen

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Pushy Dog

Skiing

Snowman ice fishing.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

How to fight a vampire snowman

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'