Snow Travel Gifts

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Bicycle with wide tires by igloo

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Gimme the carrot!"

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

Socially distanced sledding

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

"Wowie-zowie, huh, guys?"

Flake News

Running out of Gas.

Piste-side Hotel

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"My mom got it on. She said you'd get it off."

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'