Cold-weather Travel Gifts

'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

Carefree luggage.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Airport Security.

Ice fisher.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Why giraffes hate winter

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Running out of Gas.

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Basic economy

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'I don't think that flight attendant is having a good day.'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'