Cold-weather Travel T-Shirts

'Somewhere COLD, really REALLY cold!'

Carefree luggage.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Airport Security.

Ice fisher.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Airplane Mode.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'I dont know about you, but I've got the feeling we're in for long flight delays...'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Why giraffes hate winter

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"How's my tripping you up?"

A Simplified Map Airport Map

Running out of Gas.

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

Basic economy

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Mush, mush, mush.'

'Sir, your suitcase is quantitatively challenged.'

'I don't think that flight attendant is having a good day.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'