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'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Ice Fishing

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

Rats! Frozen again!

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Well, it's 3 degrees outside: let's see what excuse Master will come up with this time to cancel our walk..."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."