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'What did you do with the whale I harpooned yesterday?'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

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This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"Happens at least once every ice fishing season."

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Business acquaintances on holiday

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'Hey! Put me back in the water,it's cold up here.'

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Yes, it's true we have 17 words for 'snow', but only one way of saying, 'I'm really tired of hearing that same question'."

Rats! Frozen again!

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."