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"Aren't they wonderful? My daughter sent them to me from Connecticut!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"AI"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

How Glaciations Begin

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Global Warming.

Ice Fishing

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

snowman hitchhiking

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."