Exploring Climates Pillows

"Aren't they wonderful? My daughter sent them to me from Connecticut!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"AI"

How Glaciations Begin

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Global Warming.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Ice Fishing

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

Search and Rescue

"We ran the numbers on how climate change will affect economic growth, but the numbers got so spooked they just kept running."

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'This creature is supposed to have existed when the Earth was cooler, but so far no archaeological evidence has been found.'

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

snowman hitchhiking

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."