Snow Trekking Gifts

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

The experienced backpacker.

Skiing.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Trail mix?"

Rock Climber

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Bigfoot tracks...

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Fork in the trail.

"What are you growing?"

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"Your bone."

"No, we’re not lost, Claire. And yes, I have seen ‘Deliverance’!"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Free why-fi.”

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."