Snowy Wilderness Trekker Gifts

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Sport Utility Boot.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Nature Lovers

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Women of the Wilderness

Bigfoot tracks...

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."