Snowy Wilderness Trekker Pillows

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Nature Lovers

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Women of the Wilderness

Bigfoot tracks...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"