Snowshoe Trekker Pillows

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Camping.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

Bigfoot tracks...

"It's perfectly normal, and no, I don’t think you’ve put on weight."

Snow is falling...

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"You're doing great - keep it up."

"What are you growing?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Walking in a winter wonderland

'What does 'abominable' mean anyway?' (abominable snowman)

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"Well Carter, according to the map, this is where the Rainforest begins."

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'