Snow Trekker Pillows

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Post Office 30km.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'This 50-mile trip to the bus stop every day is GETTING to me -- Why don't we just home-school him?'

"Yes sir, we deliver in all kinds of weather."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

Skiing.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

School trip little porters.

Nature Lovers

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Run from the hills!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

Skier.

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Freezing

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

'Did you try 'Google'?'