Snow Trekker Gifts

The Everest Experience: Cafe and Gift Shop

'Face it Gerry. The Yeti's just a legend.'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Post Office 30km.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'This 50-mile trip to the bus stop every day is GETTING to me -- Why don't we just home-school him?'

'Indispensable!....I'll say we're indispensable! It's because we are the only ones who'll remember the way back, that's why we are so bloody indispensable!!'

"Yes sir, we deliver in all kinds of weather."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

"Hmm. . . I'd better keep THIS quiet. . .!"

Skiing.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Nature Lovers

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

School trip little porters.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Future Tents

Bigfoot tracks...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Run from the hills!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"What are you growing?"

Skier.

Freezing

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"