Mountain Trekker Gifts

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

'You've wasted a lot of time. It's all on my blog.'

'Our material is great -- we just need a wider audience.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

Last Farrier for 100 Miles.

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about."

"Wow! Joe really did a nice job on the latrine."

Tunnel Closed: You'll be coming round the mountain when you come.

'The Meaning of Life or your life!'

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.

'The meaning of life is the wind chill factor!'

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

In these hard economic times, positive self worth trumps negative self worth.

"Can I rent happiness with an option to buy?"

'The veterinarian reports, Sir, several frost-bitten noses!'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

'Are you sure you want to go through with this? -- some people think enlightenment is overrated.'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

Your timing is perfect. Some big guy just told me the meaning of life is "giving."

He's got a serene disposition, a white beard and now he's got Patagonia

Run from the hills!

"Wise men say: Keep your social distance and don't step any closer!"

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Camping.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...