Mountain Trekkers Gifts

Guru's Universal Answer

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Run from the hills!

"Another nosebleed?!"

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"What are you growing?"

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"No, I don't have any weed."

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

"You overpacked again."

"Avoid hungry bears."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

Wise Man Souvenir Stand.

'Because it's HIGH UP there!'

'It's no use. Everything reminds me of the economy!'

"Everest summit 1 km merge left"