Globe Trekkers Gifts

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

World Tour.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Travelling

The Lost World: You are Here

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

Airport

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greek A-Z Map,

Travelogue

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.