Globe Trekkers T-Shirts

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

World Tour.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Travelling

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Travelogue

Greek A-Z Map,

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."