Globe-trotter T-Shirts

'Yikes! I wonder how long his flight has been delayed.'

'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'

Made in China.

Columus being laughed at for not knowing which continent he is on

Globalization.

"I'm flying to Los Angeles to use their wonderful video conferencing facilities."

'I'm afraid in our global economy, it's no longer possible to get away from it all.'

Time in the airport is all measured against the time in New York City.

Doing an equipment inventory back in five months.

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

Workaholic's Wives on Holiday

Backpacker

'Haves' and 'Have Nots'

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

You Are Here

'In the event the cabin loses pressure, masks will automatically drop from above, providing oxygen--at $5.95/minute.'

'As a general rule of thumb, if your only assets are your frequent flyer miles, you don't need to create a trust for your children.'

Off to see the world

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

Santa Claus waiting at an airport's baggage claim for his sack of presents.

Arrivals: 'Check out our web site at www.air.arr'Departures: 'Check out our web site at www.air.dep'

"How can I sleep when people in other time zones are already up and making money?"

'I thought we were dining 'international' tonight?'

"Why are all the pages in your resume blank?"

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

Emigration towards alemania.

'Dysentery or non-dysentery section?'

Ruby wasn't going to let her age slow her down.

"You don't need me. You don't need anyone. You are Americans."

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"Honey, is the car filled up? My project here is finished and after my lunch I'm taking a new job in South America."

No tourists allowed.

"I think your problem is that you are bipolar."