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"Sorry about that transporter mishap, but you'll be happy to know your luggage arrived just fine."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Field Trip!

Take me to your leader. . .

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."