Space Trekkers Pillows

"Sorry about that transporter mishap, but you'll be happy to know your luggage arrived just fine."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Alien embryo growing in earth.

How am I abducting?

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

There is No Planet C

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

A Space Walk

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Field Trip!

Take me to your leader. . .

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'Take me to your feeder,'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"I hope they don't think this is our only technology."

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

"You want real pressure?!! Try where I work."

Intergalactic Travel Agency