Globe-trekking Adventurer T-Shirts

Don't forget to pack your Kevlar bikini...only kidding.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

The Lost World: You are Here

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Parachuting bishop.

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

A woman knits from a globe.

Easter Island.

Australasia.

Benefits of Living Abroad

Confusing directions,

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Tour de France.

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

The Tourist

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'