Crafty Globe-trotter T-Shirts

A woman knits from a globe.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

My God, I need to fart.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greek A-Z Map,

Airport

Travelogue

The Family Joules: Part 5

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Parachuting bishop.

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'