Culinary Globe-trotter T-Shirts

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

Try to guess the continent dining...

Flying sauces.

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

My God, I need to fart.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

The Origins of Everything

"The bagels are better in New York."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Cheese Secret

Alphabet soup

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Children hold hands around a map of the world with picnic food.

Chernobyl Chow

Frank and Ernie's Diner. I'll have the beef and tomato consomme from Santiago. Coming up one chilly Chile Chili!

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

Kirks & Tacos

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

A woman knits from a globe.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

'If this is a non-stop flight, how do we get off?'

"Did you get the Gundersons' pics of their Caribbean cruise?"

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

Irish Breakfast

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

'I'm just back from my 'Cheeses of France' discovery tour...It was amazing!...'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"