Globetrotter In Dining T-Shirts

Try to guess the continent dining...

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

My God, I need to fart.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

The Family Joules: Part 15

Our Troubled Chowders

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

"And for your entree, sir?"

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

Salad Hat

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

Australasia.

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

A woman knits from a globe.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

I recommend the ketchup.

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do count against your diet.

Irish Breakfast

'Hey!! Everything on the menu is in Chinese.' 'We are at a Chinese restaurant

Customer admires courtyard of bagel shaped restaurant.

Today's special: Roadkill stew.