Gourmet Globe-trotters T-Shirts

Foodies at a Diner. We'll have the alphabet soup, unless it's Helvetica or Times New Roman.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

World Tour.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Holiday Supplies

I wish I'd had the review.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Keith Floyd.

Off to see the world

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Airport

Greek A-Z Map,

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."