Gourmet Globe-trotters T-Shirts

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Holiday Supplies

Introducing Piza Island.

I wish I'd had the review.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Off to see the world

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Airport

Travelogue

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Greek A-Z Map,