Gourmet Globe-trotter T-Shirts

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

World Tour.

La Table

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

My God, I need to fart.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Introducing Piza Island.

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Holiday Supplies

I wish I'd had the review.

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Off to see the world

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Greek A-Z Map,