Globe-trotter Lifestyle T-Shirts

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Travelling

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Greek A-Z Map,

Airport

The Family Joules: Part 5

Travelogue

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'