Crafty Globe-trotter Pillows

A woman knits from a globe.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

My God, I need to fart.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Greek A-Z Map,

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Parachuting bishop.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

Geography class - UR Here.

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'