Globe-trekking Adventurer Pillows

Don't forget to pack your Kevlar bikini...only kidding.

'What zip code are we in now?'

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Parachuting bishop.

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

The Family Joules: Part 7

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

A woman knits from a globe.

Australasia.

Easter Island.

Benefits of Living Abroad

The Family Joules: Part 8

Confusing directions,

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

The Tourist

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

Tour de France.

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

"You're looking for an international expert? I'm your man! My computer is from China, the desk is from Romania and my clothes are made in Bangladesh!"

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'