Globetrotter's Imagination Pillows

Australasia.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Travelling

My God, I need to fart.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Connected to the world

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

Travel Scenes

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

Easter Island.

A woman knits from a globe.

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

In the wake of tourism...

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

London on £50 a meal

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'If you could choose, which of the Group of Seven Industrial Nations would you like to be a bum in?'

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Failed Medical Tourism

"Some day, I'm gonna see the world."

'If the company is sending my job overseas, I'd like to go with it.'

''Travel the world teaching crass, shallow and exploitative American-style consumerism.' Hey, I could do THAT!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with an enormous bank loan."