Globetrotter's Imagination Gifts

Australasia.

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Travelling

My God, I need to fart.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

The Family Joules: Part 15

Travel Scenes

Connected to the world

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

A woman knits from a globe.

Easter Island.

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

"The government wants an international economy... Bosses on N.Y. salaries and everyone else on Mumbai wages."

In the wake of tourism...

"I've had a look at our revised pension forecast..."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

Beefsteak travel, hamburger budget.

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

London on £50 a meal

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

'If you could choose, which of the Group of Seven Industrial Nations would you like to be a bum in?'

'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'

"We'd like 5 star accommodation but with some interesting poverty nearby."

'Yes, our cruises allow travellers to choose from several viruses...I mean, ports of call.'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Failed Medical Tourism

"Some day, I'm gonna see the world."

'If the company is sending my job overseas, I'd like to go with it.'

''Travel the world teaching crass, shallow and exploitative American-style consumerism.' Hey, I could do THAT!'