Globetrotter Wannabe Gifts

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Tiny Flying Saucer Finds A Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Now that's an afro!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

Travelling

My God, I need to fart.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Vaccination Passport

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Injured backpacker.