Globetrotter Wannabe Gifts

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

'Frankly, I've never left the country because of my lousy passport photo.'

Tiny Flying Saucer Finds A Globe

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Now that's an afro!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Snowmen Around The World...

My God, I need to fart.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

The World's Easiest Airport

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Vaccination Passport

"Wow - Heavy, man"