Globe-trotter Aspirant Gifts

Places you want to go, but can't vs. places you have to go, but don't want to.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Travelling

The World's Easiest Airport

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Mr. Punch in Venice

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Introducing Piza Island.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."