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"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

World Tour.

'Now that's an afro!'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Mr. Punch in Venice

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

The only way to see the world is to see the world

My God, I need to fart.

The World's Easiest Airport

Travelling

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Introducing Piza Island.