Globetrotter Gifts

'You're not from around here?'

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

"OK, head on down then take the second lane on the right, hang a left then first right, up ahead is the runway. You can't miss it."

'I say to hell with it. If it can't be said in English, it ain't worth saying at all.'

No... Clocks. DO YOU HAVE CLOCKS? It's a good thing Chuck raised his voice, because Pedro understood loud English.

Airport - You are here ... Your luggage is here.

'Shout louder Dear...he's a foreigner...'

"O.K., Mom, I'm off the plane. I'll call you when I check into the hotel, and when I check out of the hotel, when I get on the plane home, and when I get off the plane home, and I'll call you when I'm in the driveway – glad you're not worrying."

"Nice to meet you. You must excuse me I'm still suffering from jet lag."

"Thanks for spending me hours showing me all the brochures...now I think I'll go and buy my tour on the internet."

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

Never say goodbye say ciao!

"Let me put it this in terms you'll understand. First, you'll have to tell me what lanuage you're speaking"

The flight is only 99p but it will cost another ?120 if you want to do it inside the plane.

"It was a terrible holiday, everything was so perfect we couldn't claim anything off our insurance."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

"'Anywhere' is very popular right now."

"This doesn't look like you."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I can remember when there was nothing here but polar ice."

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'I saved 10 minutes at the hotel with speedy checkout, 10 minutes at the car rental with instant check in. Now I'm spending 6 hours on the runway.'

"We're interested in ocean cruises. The Atlantic for me and the Pacific for him."

At Travel Agent - "We're interested in a no-diarrhea itinery."

'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

Welcome Back!

Busy Couple

Airline Mergers.

Airline service.

"With our lives it's all abut the journey. With our luggage, it's definitely about the destination."

"Not only do they all speak fluent English, but they keep correcting your grammar."

"Attention passengers...all delayed flights will be delayed."

"It looked a lot bigger in the brochure"

"This is de ja vu all over again. I lost my shirt at the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City."