Globetrotter's Dilemma Gifts

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Carefree luggage.

The experienced backpacker.

Easter Island legs

Tourists

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Now that's an afro!'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The World's Easiest Airport

Travelling

My God, I need to fart.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Mr. Punch in Venice

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'You're off the plane, Hal. Put the laptop on your desk.'

"After grad school, and before joining Wall Street, I decided to travel a bit."

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Vaccination Passport

"Wow - Heavy, man"

Airport

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."