Globetrotting Guru T-Shirts

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."

'Not only has my luggage been to more places than I have, it's stayed longer in some places.'

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

Pack lightly

New measures of the Biden administration towards Cuba2

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Parachuting bishop.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

Religion & Economics.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Travel Scenes

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

Australasia.

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Emotional Baggage Check In.

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Tourist

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

The world's tap.

The world toilet.

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

China Syndrome.