Globetrotting Guru Gifts

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Sydney Opera House Capacity: 21.

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."

'Not only has my luggage been to more places than I have, it's stayed longer in some places.'

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

Pack lightly

New measures of the Biden administration towards Cuba2

The Family Joules: Part 5

Parachuting bishop.

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

Religion & Economics.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Travel Scenes

The Family Joules: Part 7

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

The Family Joules: Part 8

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Australasia.

Colin attempted to demonstrate his travel choices through the medium of contemporary dance.

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

Tourist

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

How to deal with rude customers.

The world's tap.

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'