Globetrotting Gurus Gifts

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Religion & Economics.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

A woman knits from a globe.

Australasia.

Emotional Baggage Check In.

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

Tourist

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'Tell one more person where to go and you're fired.'

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

The world toilet.

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."