Globetrotting Gurus Prints

"Where in the world can we bore people senseless about this year?"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

The Family Joules: Part 15

Religion & Economics.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

The Family Joules: Part 7

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

The Family Joules: Part 8

Australasia.

A woman knits from a globe.

Emotional Baggage Check In.

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

Tourist

"You are going on a long journey. You will throw your back out putting your bag in the overhead. You will never recover from jet lag. It will rain every day. You will lose your passport. Your flight home will be cancelled."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

"I've had a look at our revised pension forecast..."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

'Tell one more person where to go and you're fired.'

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

'Luggage is luggage, sir -- just try to be happy with what you've got.'

The world toilet.

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

'I like to relax before my business flights.'