Global Trekker Gifts

'Here's an opportunity: Ride a donkey into Mexico, become a citizen, and then sneek back across the border and get a job.'

'Ladies and gentlemen, the seat belt sign has been turned off - Ding! I mean on - Ding! Oops, there it goes off again - Ding! no wait, now it's on - Ding! Ok, I think it's off again - Ding! Nope, now it's back on - Ding! Ding!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The Tourist

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

The Lost World: You are Here

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

Future Tents

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"What are you growing?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

"Hey. . . in use!"

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"Next year, let's go someplace where the locals resent the tourists in a language we don't understand."

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

Law Office: Sanchez, Chang, Romanov and Ittipiki, Immigration Attorneys.

'How can I be your best friend when you're wearing a $250.00 pair of boots and I'm in my bare feet?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

Confusing directions,

The International Exchange Student Comes Home

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"I want to travel the world, bringing home ugly little trinkets."

Tour de France.