World Trekker Gifts

'You blundering idiot! I told you to bring a map!' (explorer to his globe-holding assistant)

'What zip code are we in now?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Now that's an afro!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Sparkling Water

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Coronavirus world

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

The Decline of Europe

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.