World Trekker Pillows

'You blundering idiot! I told you to bring a map!' (explorer to his globe-holding assistant)

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Sport Utility Boot.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Coronavirus world

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Nature Lovers

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'