Corporate Globe-trekker Gifts

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

My God, I need to fart.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"Ed Pierce is here to see you sir, and remember, it's unprofessional to roll your eyes."

Above reproach.

Amega Inc: Established 1991, incorporated 2003, paperless 2008, faceless 2010.

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

Law Office: Sanchez, Chang, Romanov and Ittipiki, Immigration Attorneys.

'Gentlemen, I fear that my remaining time here will be short. The fed has a drone stalking me.'

Capitalists Courageous

It's the best I can offer you at the moment. Assistant Acting Deputy to the Manager.

Confusing directions,

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

"Why are you cancelling your trip to Switzerland?"

"The americans have been sniffing around again looking to poach some rainmakers...."

"Go on in. You're the first onslaught."

Recovery: New Job, Day One