Corporate Globe-trotter Gifts

'He gets like that at these out of town conventions.'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Airlines

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

My God, I need to fart.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Airport

Greek A-Z Map,

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.