Corporate Globe-trotter T-Shirts

'He gets like that at these out of town conventions.'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

World Tour.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

'No matter how cynical I become, I can't keep up.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

My God, I need to fart.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Introducing Piza Island.

Off to see the world

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Travelogue

'If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room.'

Airport

Greek A-Z Map,

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

"Whats so unusual about two birds heading south for the winter?"

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

'You wiseaces who said, this factory would move to China are wrong! It's moving to India!'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

Above reproach.