Globe-trotting Executive Gifts

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Cat Boss

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

Religion & Economics.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

World Domination

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Emotional Baggage Check In.

Tourist

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

"I used to kick butt and take names. Now I can't pronounce the names and the butts are overseas."

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

The world toilet.

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

China Syndrome.

Beggers belief.

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

"Business! Business! Business!"

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."

"Harry has come up with a great idea - we hold the shareholder's meeting in Timbuctoo."