Globe-trotting Executive Gifts

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

The Family Joules: Part 5

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Arr, we found your luggage, Captain."

Cat Boss

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

'Today, emerging market funds rose on news the American dream is alive and well in Thailand, Singapore, China. . .'

Religion & Economics.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

The Family Joules: Part 7

World Domination

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

The Family Joules: Part 8

Emotional Baggage Check In.

Tourist

'We don't have a GPS or any maps, so this is the best I could do.'

"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

'Which vacation destination do you prefer: a country where Americans are feared, idolized, envied or hated? Or shall we just let that be a surpriese?'

"Doctor Finkelstein is here to ensure you're not carrying any excess emotional baggage on board."

'And this is the small print in your travel insurance...'

'A cruise by air, sir, is called a 'tour'.'

An Easter Island statue with a camera (showing how tourism affects the destinations of the tourists).

"I used to kick butt and take names. Now I can't pronounce the names and the butts are overseas."

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

The world toilet.

Thousands of customers stranded when major travel firm goes out of business.

China Syndrome.

'I like to relax before my business flights.'

Beggers belief.

"Business! Business! Business!"

"My job traveled abroad, so I can't."