Executive Jet-setter Gifts

"Business! Business! Business!"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"Before I read the financial report I have to ask... do any of you have a weapon?"

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'What we need is a decision, not more foot-dragging.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Chief Second Guesser."

"Casual Payday."

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Cat Boss

Business-Class.

'What do you mean our mailroom has gone public?'

"I've gotten plenty of table scraps but no one has ever given me money under the table."

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

Business head.

Businessmen's Dreams

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

Mental Floss.

"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Economic Errata

"Patel confirmed"

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

'Better get back to business and take your mind off golf for a change.'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

"We're all nuts about the Pacific Rim."

"Out? What are you, blind?"

"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."

Executive Elevator