Business Jetsetters Gifts

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."

Business-Class.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

A private jet takes off

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Bye dear! I'll have another nice reindeer steak ready for you when you get back.'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Airport Bored Rooms

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"We are now in 'The Galley,' where flight attendants scavenge for food, hoard magazines, hide from passengers and over share details of their personal lives."

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

Dog on a plane.

Airline Mergers.

'I don't need to be fluent in French. I'm fluent in money.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Flight Crew Lockdown Check List

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"